Akua-Niihau Micronation:
"The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by
Pharaoh M-7 with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings,
anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population
of 6.169 billion Wiki-Wikis are prohibited from doing almost everything
except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the
competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It
meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City.
The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Akua-Niihauan economy, worth 293 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani
Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the
Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average
income is 47,626 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, and distributed extremely
evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Guns are banned, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along
with their parking tickets, Lazy Monk Seals have more rights than the
average citizen, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out
searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related,
is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and
progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akua-Niihau's
national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the
nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism."
MC 2015.
This just makes one want to visit it, right?
MC
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