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No Thet-Thet in Pet

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I once overheard a conversation about me while I was attending a party for my cousin.  “He’s such a horrible person, the worst possible person – according to my Gossip sources.”  “Doesn’t he live in Maui?” The conversation was right in front of me at the party.  Now I once knew a woman who was a distant friend of my parents.  She liked to spread gossip.  I used my power of projected Chronokinesis to heal her of Cancer.  She was cured for a few months, and her doctors “were baffled” by her progress.  Then I learned that she liked to spread Gossip, so I stopped using my powers on her.  A year later she died of a different Cancer.  I performed last rights for her as she was cremated.   In Duat, I noticed that the Angels arrested her for “spreading Gossip.”  I was asked what to do about her? No one is allowed to sin while in Heaven, and Gossip is a Sin.  So I sent her to Purgatory to remove the Sin, and readmitted her to Duat.  As for the party goers who called me a “horrible person” – they do not know me.  They never met me in person nor did I introduce myself to them (using my pseudonym) at the Baby Shower Party.  I am not a “horrible person.”  I do not Gossip.  I do not smoke or drink alcohol.  So if I am “boring” does this make me “horrible?” I also write Books of the Dead for people I knew as last rites.  This ensures their afterlife.   This is a continuation of life on Earth minus all its problems and suffering.  Suicides are not allowed in Heaven by Law, as their lives are incomplete; most return to Primary Planets (Earth) to complete their cycle.  This is Eternal Life.  Now what is so horrible about that? 

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