Saturday, October 15, 2022

I am not having a nice day because...

 

 

 

To the people reading this blog, if you are a backbiter or spread gossip or malicious rumors about Pharaoh M7, or call him insults or labels or delusional, you will fall in an accident, have a heart attack, collide your car with a reckless driver, have birds crap onto your newly washed vehicle, miss your flight, fail in your exams, be expelled from school, lose value of your assets, experience an Earthquake, drown in a Flood, be robbed for your catalytic converter, be attacked if you are an Enemy of Ancient Egypt or one of the Nine Bows, lose money, salt your farms, experience Inflation effects, be thirsty in a Desert, be stung by a wasp, convert your religion, merge your company with an enemy company, see fire from the sky rain down upon you, meet Osiris unexpectedly, fail the Judgement of your Soul in Duat, wander the World as a Spirit eating filth and drinking polluted water, be stung by the 7 Arrows of Sakhmet’s Wrath, be ostracized, break your new tablet or cell phone, be hit by a Tsunami tidal wave, leak ink all over your new white dress, break a hand nail or two, have problems with giving birth, request an Abortion in Texas or Florida, get arrested for a trivial matter, get into an argument, trip on concrete while walking down the street, acquire Covid19, dent your new car while parking it, drive without a valid license plate and be cited for it by Traffic Police, double-park in front of a Postal truck or Fire-truck, be urinated on by a stray dog or cat, be infected with Rabies, have nightmares, skip sleeping habits, suffer chronic pain, or otherwise not have a nice day for 7 weeks. 

To the people reading this blog, if you are a Friend of Pharaoh M7, you will enter Paradise (Duat) in success and never experience hardship or suffering.

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